Tired of your pup napping all day while you're grinding? Wish your dog had the zoomies on demand? Well, say hello to Drool Fuel – the first-ever kibble-flavored energy drink made just for dogs! 🐾💨

Packed with 0mg of caffeine (duh), this canine-friendly concoction is fortified with tail-wagging goodness, including:
🐾 Bark-to-Bite Hydration – Because sniffing hydrants is thirsty work!
🐾 Paw-ten Electrolytes – For maximum zoomie endurance!
🐾 K9-approved Flavor – Smells like kibble, tastes like pure doggy delight!

And don’t worry, it’s vet-approved… probably.

🚨 LIMITED-TIME OFFER: Every can comes with a complimentary belly rub (administered by you).

🐶 "Tell your dog I say hi." 🦴💙

April Fools!

Not for sale, we hope you had a good laugh!